52 shout-outs so far this week. Keep ’em coming.

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52. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 4:46pm:

ASO to school forcing me to be very close to the event horizon of this social black hole.

51. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 4:38pm:

ASO to the prick that keeps calling me in to animal control. Dogs get chipped nails. They bleed. Old dogs take longer to heal. Seriously, everyone knows I take great care of my dog do it again and I'll subpoena your name and slap your dumb ass with a lawsuit for harassment!

50. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 4:30pm:

ASO to 21. He's proving that even though he is a longboarder he still works hard and isn't just a lowlife like most of society thinks he is. Fighting stereotypes bro.

49. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 4:06pm:

SO to getting my ears cleaned today. Even though it feels really weird, I feel like I'm hearing in HD now!

48. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 3:31pm:

HMFSO TO RUSS FEINGOLD FOR BEING ON CNN RIGHT NOW. WE NEED MORE STATESMEN LIKE THIS GUY. WHO THE FUCK LET 90% OF OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS COME INTO POWER WHILE YOU HAVE GENTLEMEN AND SCHOLARS LIKE FEINGOLD NOT IN A PROMINENT OFFICE!?!?!?

47. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 3:27pm:

SO to Joseph. Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean I can't score. Am I right?

46. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 2:35pm:

ASO to 18. We do it for the same reason you don't like it. We just want to be friends and people misinterpret friendliness for flirting all the time so we just want to establish that we're just being friendly from the get-go. It's not that we think you're really into us ... you saying that makes me think that YOU are really into yourself.

45. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 2:28pm:

SO to finding out that playing with silly putty or play-doh during class increase focus. DSO to wanting to make silly putty for all my roommates now. TSO to me procrastinating while working on increasing my focus, because that definitely makes sense.

44. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 2:23pm:

SO to the three girls in the Rathskeller working on crosswords, thanks for the answers you're awesome!

43. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 2:22pm:

ASO to there being no toilet paper in the bathroom after you poop. What do you do? SO to this being the biggest problem I've dealt with all semester.

42. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 2:13pm:

SO to 3. Not an escalator, but moving sidewalk, like in airports. Just imagine...

41. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 2:13pm:

SO to guys that ask girls on dates. Good to know there still are gentlemen out there!

40. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 2:04pm:

Huge SO to the guy at eds who served me chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream before it was thawed yesterday. You don't know how much that made my day, and if I knew you, we would be at best friend status right now. (ASO to SOC for not posting this the first time, this guy deserves a SO for brightening days, he serves Babcock ice cream for goodness sake!)

39. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 1:57pm:

HMFSO to "el camino". The Black Keys have outdone themselves.

38. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 1:44pm:

SO to being a bartender. Bitches don't even know.

37. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 1:22pm:

SO to the upset bearded man on university this early afternoon. I'm not sure what was wrong, but I hope your day turned around!

36. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 1:19pm:

SO to the girl who likes Jewish guys. I'll be there tomorrow, you'll know who I am.

35. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 1:18pm:

ASO to wanting someone with a girlfriend. DASO to the people who see us together and ask if we're dating. You make my life so much worse.

34. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 12:58pm:

SO to my Monday/Wednesday bus stop buddy. We get on together at Broom and off together at Humanities- let's do more things together? Your green Salomon shoes are proof that we should be friends. ASO that you didn't ride the bus today.

33. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 12:31pm:

SO to the HP bar crawl: https://www.facebook.com/events/327053453997203/

32. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 12:31pm:

SO to the tour guide leading a first grade class around the Institutes for Discovery. You're so unbelievably patient and adorable with them. DSO to guys who are good with kids... serious turn-on.

31. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 12:25pm:

SO to the guy who was playing the old school pokemon game on his laptop today in grainger cafe. loll brings back so many memories

30. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 12:19pm:

SO to finally meeting a girl that you would actually date. ASO to not knowing how to make that happen

29. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 11:54am:

ASO to the guy sitting behind me in lecture. Our desks aren't connected in any way- you shouldn't be poking me in the back and shaking my seat. Go annoy someone else

28. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 11:52am:

SO to who ever picked up my wallet for not using my debit, bump up those Karma points a little bit more and return it to me?? :) Look me up on Facebook!!

27. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 11:49am:

ASO to have literally no money until I get my paycheck next week. Living on $5 of campus cash, the mass amounts of popcorn and coffee in my apartment, and hopefully really awesome friends. DASO to no budget for cigarettes. Probably why I'm poor. (TA)SO to cigarettes in general.

26. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 11:30am:

ASO to people I know getting pregnant on purpose. We shouldn't be in the baby-making stages yet.

25. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 11:20am:

SO to the extremely dark-haired girl in pops this morning wearing a purple tank top. You were unbelievably attractive and I can only hope to see your gorgeous face again. ASO to being a classic idiot and not giving you my number at first sight - The guy wearing a scarf and getting tea, that was definitely eye fucking you

24. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 10:41am:

SO to knowing that if I make it out of this week alive, I get to go home and have my mommy take care of me. DSO to being 20 and still call my mom mommy. ASO to knowing that if I do go home, I will be missing a fun filled weekend of drunken shenanigans with my friends. (Thankful) SO to this being the biggest predicament in my life right now

23. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 10:34am:

SO to Jess for being accepted to the Pharmacology - Toxicology Program! You go girl!

22. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 10:25am:

ASO to the girl next to me at ebling library. You stole my badger herald. Just because I set it down and closed my eyes doesn't mean you can have it, bitch.

21. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:51am:

ASO to #5, what does you working while going to school have to do with you being a longboarder?

20. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:31am:

SO to the curvy slice in the brown leather jacket, brown boots, and blue glasses on State Street today. I honestly couldn't stop staring. You walk that street like you're doing it a favor. Don't ever stop...anything you're doing. DAMN.

19. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:28am:

SO to writing a six page paper in two hours. ASO to being unsure if that makes me a genius, or a complete lunatic.

18. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:12am:

ASO to people who slip something about their girlfriend/boyfriend into conversation a whole 15 minutes after meeting them. Please stop thinking that I must be completely into you and therefore immediately making it clear that you're taken because I'd really just like to be friends with you first anyway.

17. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:11am:

HUGE MOTHER FUCKING ANTI-SHOUT OUT (that's right, I am so appalled that I actually spelled it out) to the total douchecanoe that is dipping in College right now. Every time I hear the splashing of your dipspit in your cup I honestly think I am going to vom. It's 1AM, I have two midterms tomorrow, and I can't focus because it's just so disgusting. DO THAT SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE YA NASTY

16. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:11am:

SO to Kameliya on her Happy Golden 22nd Birthday! Here's to it being better than 21!

15. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:10am:

SO to sweater week 2012. Glad to see people repping the cable knits today. Join in the knitwear bandwagon for Cardigan Wednesday!

14. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:09am:

SO to the guy at college library tonight with the incredible sweater! I was going to tell you but I didn't want you to think I was being sarcastic! DSO to guys who wear crazy sweaters!

13. Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012 @ 9:08am:

ASO to the chick who just sat next to me at college library. You probably can read this as I type it, but I figured you should know either way. While yes, your perfume is really good and did give me a boner... I really don't need that when I'm trying to focus on studying. SO to boners for feeling good though... if the worst torture I have to complain about in life is a boner while trying to focus on studying, damn my life must be good.

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